✨ New Here? Start Here
You Didn’t Find Me by Accident
You’ve always felt it—something’s off. And you’ve been right. Whether your gut nudged you here or the algorithm finally got one thing right, I want you to know this:
You’re not crazy. You’re just intuitive in a world that prefers you stay asleep.
Welcome to my weird little corner of the internet, where conspiracy meets clarity, psychic meets snark, and the mystical isn’t hidden behind a paywall of “love and light” fluf
🕯️ What I Do (and What I Don’t)
I’m Alycia. Psychic. Crystal slinger. Conspiracy whisperer.
I help spiritually awake (and awakening) people like you:
Tap into your intuitive power without needing to memorize a tarot dictionary
See through spiritual BS and collective distractions
Find the tools, rituals, and support you need to make sense of your strange knowing
What I don’t do: sugarcoat, get you the winning lottery numbers, or read on your ex (I’ve got better things to do. So do you.)
🔮 Where to Go Next
🌕 Join Moon Moth Manor
My members-only lounge for the metaphysically nosy. You’ll get exclusive videos, live readings, weekly psychic updates, and access to my uncensored insights.
🕵️♀️ Take a Psychic Class
Whether you’re curious about reading true crime cases or ready to decode tarot like a pro, I’ve got courses designed to sharpen your gifts and ditch the guesswork.
🛍️ Build Your Spiritual Toolkit
Shop ethically sourced crystals, ritual tools, and energy-rich jewelry that actually does something—curated by yours truly.
👁️ Get the Dirty Bird Watchlist
My weekly-ish newsletter with psychic pings, scandalous truths, product drops, and things the mainstream won’t say out loud. Scroll to the bottom of this page and get your name on my list.
🧿 Want a Personal Reading?
I offer psychic readings that get to the point fast—no drawn-out mystic monologues, just the real intuitive intel.
If the books are open, you can grab a spot.
If they’re closed? Get on the waitlist and you’ll be the first to know when I reopen—no need to stalk my site or refresh like a raccoon in retrograde.
✨ A Few Things You Should Know
I believe your intuition is your greatest weapon.
I speak in sarcasm, swear words, and psychic downloads.
I do not claim to have all the answers—but I will tell you when something smells fishy.
If you feel like you don’t belong anywhere… you might just belong here.